Forget your name and nationality, burn your passport, throw away your national insurance number - more serious documents required here. You smell of primate, this scent cannot be faked, cannot be washed away with expensive shampoos or masked by Dior Homme Intense.
Yes, perhaps you work with the most complex computer programs, drive an expensive car and consider yourself the pinnacle of biological evolution. But you can't fool a cat. A cat sees right through you - because your scent is known to the entire feline species: from tigers to leopards, from house cats to panthers. It's written in genes in bold italics, carved by the claws and teeth of ancestors. Yes, your scent is the scent of easy prey, food for the weak and sick.
Do you think your cat doesn't hear when you call? But its ear, meant to turn toward you, doesn't even twitch. Your cat seems arrogant? Don't worry - it's only arrogant with you. Just accept it, because it knows who you really are. And here your scent is no defense attorney. There may be no stamps or seals here, but according to these documents you're still the same piss-scared monkey who, unable to run or hide, climbs a tree thinking it will save it.
No need to track or chase. What can I say - "easy prey". But how disgustingly it crunches between teeth...
Perhaps you've forgotten who you are and where you're from. But the jungle remembers everything. And so does your cat. You can't fool a cat.
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Forget your name and nationality, burn your passport, throw away your national insurance number - more serious documents required here. You smell of primate, this scent cannot be faked, cannot be washed away with expensive shampoos or masked by Dior Homme Intense.
Yes, perhaps you work with the most complex computer programs, drive an expensive car and consider yourself the pinnacle of biological evolution. But you can't fool a cat. A cat sees right through you - because your scent is known to the entire feline species: from tigers to leopards, from house cats to panthers. It's written in genes in bold italics, carved by the claws and teeth of ancestors. Yes, your scent is the scent of easy prey, food for the weak and sick.
Do you think your cat doesn't hear when you call? But its ear, meant to turn toward you, doesn't even twitch. Your cat seems arrogant? Don't worry - it's only arrogant with you. Just accept it, because it knows who you really are. And here your scent is no defense attorney. There may be no stamps or seals here, but according to these documents you're still the same piss-scared monkey who, unable to run or hide, climbs a tree thinking it will save it.
No need to track or chase. What can I say - "easy prey". But how disgustingly it crunches between teeth...
Perhaps you've forgotten who you are and where you're from. But the jungle remembers everything. And so does your cat. You can't fool a cat.
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