". . . And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with swung Yves St. Laurent handbags, and with Paleo Diet, and boring us all with pronouncements of deathly vapidity, and making garments of all the beasts of the earth."
Of course, it might not really be that bad.
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