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Recommended usage: Use product twice daily for relief of minor pain and itching. This product may cause minor pain and itching twice, daily. If itching persists go ahead and scratch. If minor pain persists just think about how itchy you are. If depression listlessness and general feelings of dissatisfaction occur, hey join the club. Product may cause difficulty with urination: not so much the “going” but the “aiming.” Do not leave the room after reading this product, because people who are not reading this product will talk about you. This product may cause you to wiggle your finger inches from the faces of others and say, "I’m not touching you… I’m not touching you… I’m not touching you." Do not watch "Three’s Company" while reading this product as it tends to cause sitcom plot lines based on misunderstandings to enrage. This product does not cause paranoia, so yes. Everyone is out to get you. We’re assuming, you’ve already had children. Do not reseal product after initial use, as your inability to use your extremities will make it difficult to re-open for continued use. Avoid walking into the light after reading this product. You may be dying. Do not attempt to borrow money from friends and family while reading this product. Not because of the product, it’s just a bad idea. This product has been proven to cause laboratory rats to read. We'd like to take this opportunity to give a shout out to all the laboratory rats who are reading this now. Way to go! This product is non-addicting. Your insatiable need to read more and more of it is because you are weak, weak, weak! If product appears to grow smaller do not be alarmed. It's probably due to the fact that you are instinctively backing away from it in fear. Under no circumstances should you read this product if you tend to be litigious.

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Mixed Media

Rise 1950s Ad Parody (2017)

$900

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This artwork is sold by Tony Rubino from United States

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Tony Rubino

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